If you want to climb to the top of the fashion food chain then you definitely need to get your hands on a pair of Tom Ford sunglasses. Simply owning a pair of these things can catapult your social status from dork to cool hombre in a matter of minutes, and that’s while they’re still in the box. Actually put them on your face and you’ll soon have modeling agency representatives camping out in your front lawn. That’s how hot these sunglasses are. I put a pair on this morning and by lunch I was engaged to several supermodels. You can’t get that sort of return on investment from just any pair of sunglasses.
The Man
Who is Tom Ford? Tom Ford was born in Austin, Texas but immediately moved to New York to kick the world of fashion in its very well dressed butt. This was particularly stressful on his parents, since he was an infant, but the screeching wail of fashion is not easily ignored. As creative director for Gucci in the 1990’s he brought the company’s sales up from a paltry $250 million per year to almost $3 billion. He eventually parted ways with Gucci so that he could launch his own Tom Ford brand of eyewear crafted of the purest coolness molecules known to man. These were created .00003 seconds after the big bang, by the way.
James Bond
You know a pair of sunglasses are cool when they are worn by none other than, ahem, James Bond! You may have spotted Daniel Craig sporting a pair of Tom Ford FT0108 James Bond 007 sunglasses in the latest Bond movie Quantum of Solace. Now, it may seem a little unfair that someone who is so cool by default like James Bond should need sunglasses of such high hipness, while guys like you and me – guys who have such loose grips on fashion sense that we actually wear khaki slacks with sneakers in public – really NEED to wear Tom Ford sunglasses. How much more cool does James Bond really need? But this would be selfish of us normal guys to think this. Who better to be the ambassador of cool shades than James Bond? To set the example for the rest of us guys out there? No one! Not even Danny DeVito!
For The Ladies
Tom Ford not only has stylish sunglasses for guys, he’s also got a vast selection of styles for the ladies. Naturally, like most women’s sunglasses, the lenses are roughly the size of dinner plates. This offers more surface area for maximizing chic performance. Female celebrities can often be seen strutting through the boulevards of L.A. and New York sporting Tom Ford sunglasses. You rarely see female celebrities strutting through the boulevards of Gruntsville, Alabama wearing Tom Ford.
Conclusion
I’d like to conclude by saying that you really should cram your face into a pair of Tom Ford sunglasses if you ever want to get a date again. It would probably help if you stopped wasting so much time reading blogs, too.
