Jan
13th

7 Actors Whose Music Doesn’t Totally Suck

Posted by moviebl

For some reason, a lot of actors want to play music and/or be in bands. I guess it’s probably because they are artists and they have a pressing need to pursue any avenue of creativity available to them, although it probably has more to do with them being insecure attention hounds.

When an actor decides to be in a band it usually brings about disastrous results. We call this the Don Johnson Effect.

Here are some actors who have managed to make that shift into music and not totally suck at it. In fact, some of them are pretty damn good…

Ronny Cox

Ronny Cox, the actor who portrayed the corporate villian Vilos Cohaagen in Total Recall is a very talented guitarist and folk singer. The very guy who deprived the freakish mutant Maritian colonists of their precious air now regularly plays several folk festivals and small venues around the nation. Check out the Ronny Cox website for more info.

Juliette and the Licks

Juliette Lewis is probably most famously known for her role of Mallory Knox in 1994’s feel good movie of the year Natural Born Killers. But she is also quite the rocker. And a damn good one at that.

As frontwoman for Juliette and the Licks, Juliette Lewis screams out some of the dirtiest, balls-to-the-wall rock I’ve heard in a while. She’s got a great voice for rock and roll…and the hot bod doesn’t hurt either.

Dennis Quaid and the Sharks

Dennis Quaid - the charming, nice-guy actor with the smile that can turn a straight man gay in .06 seconds, and the star of such movie classics as Innerspace and The Right Stuff is also a rocker.

As frontman for Dennis Quaid and the Sharks he straps on an electric guitar and belts out rowdy, rawcous, roots rock. Dennis Quaid is often here in Austin and I will surely be checking out The Sharks the next time they perform.

Jason Schwartzman and Coconut Records

Jason Schwartzman’s cinematic debut in 1998’s quirky, instant classic Rushmore immediately solidified his career as a grade-A actor. But he’s also a grade-A singer/songwriter.

His “band” - which is pretty much just him - is called Coconut Records and its self-titled, debut album was recorded over the span of a week at a friend’s house.

Added bonus: If you purchase the CD from his record label’s webiste at Young Baby Records you’ll get a free gift: A poster sized polaroid picture taken just for you by him! Well, maybe it’s not taken just for you, but you can be guaranteed it’s a polaroid that no one else but you has. Here’s me with mine:

The Billy Bob Thornton Band

Billy Bob Thornton’s music is a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. Actually, it’s a hell of a lot of country and a tiny squirt of rock and roll. But I’m not talking about the over produced, bullshit country music the likes of which you’ll find on most so called country stations today. I’m talking a gritty, introspective country. Real time-worn, rugged stuff.

The wife and I met Billy Bob once at a joint here in Austin called Stubb’s where my band was headlining one night. He was a super cool friendly guy and even let me take a pic of him with Roberta. Check my post about that here.

William Shatner

If you don’t like William Shatner then you need to be punched in the throat. Shatner is a self effacing, good natured guy who doesn’t mind being the butt of a joke. And his album Has Been is proof of that.

This album goes leaps and bounds beyond his famously awful spoken word version of Elton John’s Rocket Man and is actually an extremely well crafted piece of work. It’s funny and dark all at the same time.

Russell Crowe and 30 Odd Foot of Grunts

Last but not least, we have the ever cuddly Russell Crowe. Crowe’s band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts is pretty much just a huge mass of testosterone, black shirts, and guitars. Like Jason Schwartzman’s album, Russell Crowe’s comes with an added bonus: if you don’t like the music he personally comes to your house and steps on your face.

Jan
5th

26 Beloved Movie Characters And Who ALMOST Played Them

Posted by moviebl

When it comes to our favorite movie characters we can’t imagine any other actors having portrayed them. Take for example, Indiana Jones. Can you imagine if Danny Devito had been given that role? Crap, me either. Here’s a list of 26 beloved main characters and the actors that almost played them. Why 26? Because I was shooting for 25 and went 1 over…sue me!

INDIANA JONES
WAS: Harrison Ford
ALMOST WAS: Tom Selleck (Not available due to conflicts with Magnum P.I.)

THE TERMINATOR
WAS: Arnold Schwarzenegger
ALMOST WAS: Lance Henriksen (The guy who played the android Bishop in Alien*)

HAN SOLO
WAS: Harrison Ford
ALMOST WAS: Burt Reynolds, Christopher Walken, Nick Nolte (All fine actors but…c’mon!)

MARTY McFLY (Back to the Future)
WAS: Michael J. Fox
ALMOST WAS: Eric Stoltz (His acting was too dramatic)

CAPTAIN BENJAMIN WILLARD (Apocalypse Now)
WAS: Martin Sheen
ALMOST WAS: Harvey Keitel

RIPLEY (Alien)
WAS: Sigourni Weaver
ALMOST WAS: Veronica Cartwright

PETER VENKMAN (Ghostbusters)
WAS: Bill Muarray
ALMOST WAS: John Belushi (I guess he could’ve played a ghost…)

BEETLEJUICE
WAS: Michael Keaton
ALMOST WAS: Sammy Davis, Jr. (No, I’m not kidding. I’d like to see this, actually)

MAVERICK (Top Gun)
WAS: Tom Cruise
ALMOST WAS: Matthew Modine

SPIDER-MAN
WAS: Tobey Maguire
ALMOST WAS: Leonardo DiCaprio

NEO (The Matrix)
WAS: Keanu Reeves
ALMOST WAS: Ewan McGregor, Leonardo DiCaprio

ROBOCOP
WAS: Peter Weller
ALMOST WAS: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Considered too big), Lance Henriksen (Bishop from Alien* again)

SUPERMAN
WAS: Christopher Reeve
ALMOST WAS: Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood, James Caan, Warren Beatty, Burt Reynolds

FORREST GUMP
WAS: Tom Hanks
ALMOST WAS: Bill Murray, Chevy Chase (Chevy turned this role down…fantastic move, bud!)

BATMAN
WAS: Michael Keaton
ALMOST WAS: Alec Baldwin, Billy Murray, Pierce Brosnan, Charlie Sheen, Tom Selleck, Mel Gibson

McMURPHY (One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
WAS: Jack Nicholson
ALMOST WAS: James Caan

ALEX (A Clockwork Orange)
WAS: Malcolm MacDowell
ALMOST WAS: Tim Curry, Jeremy Irons

FERRIS BUELLER
WAS: Matthew Broderick
ALMOST WAS: John Cusack, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr., Michael J. Fox

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
WAS: Johnny Depp
ALMOST WAS: Michael Keaton, Jim Carrey, Christopher Walken

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
WAS: Johnny Depp
ALMOST WAS: Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr.

JOHN McCLANE (Die Hard)
WAS: Bruce Willis
ALMOST WAS: Richard Gere

“DIRTY” HARRY CALLAHAN
WAS: Clint Eastwood
ALMOST WAS: Frank Sinatra (Are you feelin’ lucky, kiddo?)

DON VITO CORLEONE
WAS: Marlon Brando
ALMOST WAS: Frank Sinatra (Sinatra offered, but Coppola was adamant about casting Brando.)

ANDY DUFRENSE (The Shawshank Redemption)
WAS: Tim Robbins
ALMOST WAS: Kevin Costner (He later strongly regretted turning the role down…we don’t.)

CAPTAIN JOHN MILLER (Saving Private Ryan)
WAS: Tom Hanks
ALMOST WAS: Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson (Wouldn’t have been so bad, eh?)

RICK DECKARD (Blade Runner)
WAS: Harrison Ford
ALMOST WAS: Dustin Hoffman (Dressed as Tootsie, of course.)

EDIT: An astute reader from FARK noticed that I had confused Alien and Aliens when crediting Lance Henriksen with the role of Bishop. He’s right, Bishop did not appear as a character until Aliens. Thanks Hawk24!