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27th

Superman Returns: Not That Bad!

Posted by MB!

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The other night I was flipping through the many channels my cable television provider funnels into my house for an ungodly monthly fee and I came accross Superman Returns
on FX. While this latest installment of the Superman series came out way back in 2006, I had never had a chance to see it. In fact, I had forgotten about it. So I was pretty surprised and stoked to stumble across it on TV.

I have to say…I was very, very impressed. I really liked how they stuck with the character portrayals and “feel” of the Reeve-era Superman movies. And Brandon Routh knocked it out of the park. He must have spent hours watching Reeve’s performances from the 80’s Superman movies, because he was right on the money with every little awkward Clark Kent glasses adjustment and every steely eyed Superman gaze.

I would have to say - and this surprises me - that I thought the weakest link in the chain was Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor. In some ways casting Spacey as Lex seems like an obvious choice, but on the other hand…maybe it’s too obvious. I don’t want to go so far as to say his performance sucked, because it didn’t, but it just wasn’t all there I don’t think…at least not at the level I would expect it to be from Spacey. Sure, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane was a bit dull, but I expect more from Spacey. Meh…maybe I’m just being nit picky!

All in all though, I was very pleased with the flick and regret that I never saw it in theaters. I will certainly have to be sure to go see the NEW Superman movie slated for 2011!

Dec
16th

Remake of The Crow in the Works

Posted by MB!

I just read over at SuperHeroHype.com that Stephen Norrington has signed on to write and direct a remake of the cult classic goth hit The Crow based on the noir comic creation by James O’Barr.

I’m a little skeptical as to whether or not this needs to be done. Well, let’s face it, this doesn’t need to be done. The Crow is pretty much perfect as-is.

However, in the hands of a master craftsman like Norrington I’m sure a Crow remake couldn’t miss or be a box office flop or spiral into a never ending shitfest of straight-to-DVD productions. He did bring us such cinematic masterworks as Blade and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a movie full of CGI so bad that it makes Disney’s 1928 cartoon classic Steamboat Willie look like The Matrix.

Norrington’s vision is to have this new version of The Crow be a “realistic, hard-edged and mysterious, almost documentary-style” film which means that all you goth kids out there can pretty much get out of line for tickets to this one and get back to your poetry slams, cutting and other overly dramatic pleas for attention and acceptance.

Of course, the question you should be asking yourself is “just who exactly is going to play this new Crow, anyway? You know?” I have an idea. Since we’re going for a more realistic, hard-edged, documentary style vibe, I propose Dennis Franz of NYPD Blue fame.

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Dec
4th

The Most Dysfunctional Movie Buddies

Posted by MB!

If you’re anything like me, then you love a good buddy movie. If you don’t love a good buddy movie then you need to be kicked in the liver. Buddy movies have everything we as human beings long for: friendship, camaraderie, cheer, companionability, companionship, comradeship, conviviality, esprit de corps, fellowship, gregariousness, intimacy, jollity and many other words than can be found in any good thesaurus.

Sometimes, though, movie buddies don’t really behave like buddies. Sometimes one or both of them behave like complete jackasses. Just like a dysfunctional family, they may love each other, but they also really, really, really get on each others’ nerves. Here’s a few of our favorite dysfunctional movie buddies.

ABBOTT & COSTELLO

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EVIDENCE (From Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein):

Bud Abbott: I don’t get it. Out of all the guys around here that dame has to pick a guy like you.
Lou Costello: What’s wrong with that?
Bud Abbott: Why don’t you go take a look at yourself in the mirror.
Lou Costello: Why should I hurt my own feelings?


THE THREE STOOGES

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EVIDENCE:

This picture pretty much sums it up. Moe and Larry weren’t exactly nice to each other, but they both loved to beat the hell out of poor, fat Curly. The long term effects of continual eye pokes and having his head crushed in vices eventually took their toll and Curly had to be put to sleep;his bloated and bruised carcass donated to science. It is still on display in the Nyuk, Nyuk wing of the Simthsonian.


C3PO & R2D2 - Star Wars (1979)

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EVIDENCE:

R2D2: bleep, bleep, bloop, squawk.
C3P0: Shut up you fuckin’ idiot.


ALEX DeLARGE AND HIS DROOGS - A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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EVIDENCE:

Well…there’s a bit too much for this little blog, but for starters: 1) They walk around IN PUBLIC wearing gigantic codpieces AND bowler hats, and 2) They beat the fuck out of everyone…including one another.


JAY & SILENT BOB

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EVIDENCE:

Jay is an egotistical sex crazed delinquent and Silent Bob is a self imposed mute who only pipes up when he has some long winded obvious point to make. And they spend their free time hanging out outside of a convenience store.


FELIX & OSCAR - The Odd Couple (1968)

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EVIDENCE:

One is an obsessive compulsive neat freak whose expectations of tidiness borders on the psychotic, while the other is a disgusting, trogloditic slob…and they live together! What wackiness must ensue!


LAUREL & HARDY

laurel and hardy

EVIDENCE:

Generally speaking, people who choose to wear bowler hats in public shouldn’t be trusted. Do I need to remind you about A Clockwork Orange?! In addition, one of them wears a Hitler style mustache and continually smacks around his severely retarded sidekick…who seems to accept the abuse as if it’s well deserved!


NEAL & DEL - Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

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EVIDENCE:

Anytime a slovenly shower curtain ring salesman gets involved with a straight laced marketing executive, you know you’re in for a world of crazy times! Case in point: Del convinces a throng of people that his shower curtain rings are actually EAR rings so that he and Neal can make some fast cash. Somehow these people are actually duped and fork over hundreds of dollars for these things. How they managed to fit shower curtain rings through tiny earring holes is a mystery that probably resulted in several trips to the emergency room. But by then, Neal and Del had long since skipped out of town!


LLOYD & HARRY - Dumb and Dumber (1994)
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EVIDENCE:

Two words: Turbo Lax. In a jealous spat over a girl, Lloyd sneaks Harry and massive dose of laxative just before he is to embark on a date with the woman at the center of the two men’s strife. The result is…well…juicy. I’ll let this vid take over from here:

Nov
20th

Holy Crap! I Was An Extra On Friday Night Lights

Posted by MB!

As many of you may or may not know, the NBC television show Friday Night Lights, based on the 2005 movie Friday Night Lights, is filmed here in Austin, Texas and surrounding areas.

A few months ago I signed up via the instructions on the FNL MySpace Page to be considered as an extra for the show. They are constantly needing extras…they have to fill football stadiums on a regular basis after all! I have gotten several calls to join in, but they always came at the last minute. They would call me Friday morning to be an extra RIGHT THEN! So even after several calls, I was never able to do it.

UNTIL LAST SATURDAY! They actually called me a week in advance to be an extra for a shoot the following Saturday as a guy in the stands at the final game of season three!

I got to the shoot location - the Darrell K Royal Memorial Stadium at the University of Texas - at 8:00am that morning and didn’t leave - or “wrap” as we people in the biz say - until around MIDNIGHT. Yep, it was a long shoot…and on the first cold day and night of the year, which was good I suppose, since it was supposed to be a winter game…well, all 500 of us extras froze our asses off.

It was a great experience. The entire crew of the show were very gracious to us meager extras - keeping us entertained, in great spirits and most importantly…fed! Hats off to the entire FNL bunch, I had a great time!

I’ve got plenty of pics, but a lot may be considered spoilers. Here’s a few I think I can show (click for larger images!):

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May
13th

Who Else Could Be Indiana Jones?

Posted by MB!

I’ve often thought that the Indiana Jones movies should be turned into an ongoing franchise like the 007 movies - re-casting the role as necessary to keep the character within a certain age range. I’ve since changed my mind on this…really, no one else could be Indy other than Harrison Ford and anyone who tried would be promptly hunted down and drug to death in the city streets by his own bullwhip.

However, I think it does make an interesting thought experiment, or better yet, a good way to waste some time. So, here are my suggestions for who could play the role of an Indiana Jones perpetually stuck in his 30’s to 40’s should they re-cast the role for a movie today:

Sean William Scott:

He’s got that twinkle in his eye, that mischievous smirk, and a jaw square enough to split firewood with. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’d make it past the “Indiana Stiffler” jokes.

Christian Bale:

Bale has proven his action movie worthiness several times over in such flicks as Equilibrium and Batman Begins. Added bonus: he can pull of an American accent better than most Americans.

Hugh Jackman:

The only problem with Hugh Jackman playing Indiana Jones is that his adamantium bones and healing factor would make him less vulnerable to the bad guys, in turn, making him less the “ordinary man in extraordinary circumstances” like the classic Indy we are used to.

Matthew McConaughey:

I have a hard time envisioning Indiana Jones smoking a fat joint while playing bongos in the nude at 2:00 am and then getting busted by the Austin, Tx police department, but maybe we just don’t know as much about ol’ Indy as we thought we did.

Ryan Reynolds:

Remeber this guy from that sitcom Two Guys, A Girl, A Pizza Place, A Horrible Script, And A Cancellation? Me either…but I DO remember him from the FANTASTIC movie Van Wilder.

Vigo Mortensen:

He’s got A History Of Violence and rugged good looks. Sadly, I have a history of violence…namely taking the DVD of History Of Violence and setting it on fire after I saw it because it sucked.

Will Smith:

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Oh, hayelll no! Ain’t no way Will Smiff can be Indiana Joneses!” But that’s because you’re a racist bigot! Or you’re a parent…because parents just don’t understand. Yo.

Jason Statham:

It’s likely that the star of The Transporter could transport the new Indiana Jones into places where he…it…yeah I got nothing.

Clay Aiken:

I’ve saved the best for last as you can most certainly see! After watching Aiken on American Idol bring America to it’s knees with his soulful, beautiful, crisp, and totally gay voice there can be no doubt that he would make a fantabulous Indiana Jones!

What current actors do you think could play Indy?